Yes, the contest is over. And the winner is...
And the correct answer is: Im in a pool hall (some of you got this far) aiming the pool cue at the camera lens.
There was also quite a few near tea-snorty suggestions, and since I'm a really nice person, I'm going to give out a 2nd prize (let's say, A5-size illustration... that's half smaller than A4) to...
It was the "No more cookies for you, mortal worm!" -part that really nailed the victory over the other tea-snorties.
Congratulations for the winners and thanks for all the participants.